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那些搞笑的中式英语

世界最强的中国式英文

1.we two who and who? 咱俩谁跟谁啊?

2.how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你,怎么老是你?

3.you don't bird me,I don't bird you 你不鸟我,我也不鸟你

4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers !
together up ! 你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!

5.hello everybody! if you have something to say,then say!if you have
nothing to say,go home!! 有事起奏,无事退朝

6.you me you me 彼此彼此

7.You Give Me Stop!! 你给我站住!

8.know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之,不知为不知...

9.WATCH SISTER 表妹

10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!!
龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!

11.American Chinese not enough 美中不足

12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 车祸现场描述

13.heart flower angry open 心花怒放

14.go past no mistake past 走过路过,不要错过

15.小明:I am sorry! 老外:I am sorry too!
小明:I am sorry three! 老外:What are you sorry for?
小明:I am sorry five!

16.If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!
要钱没有,要命一条

17.I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大,今年25。

18.you have two down son. 你有两下。

19.Good good study, Day day up! 好好学习,天天向上!

20.Open the door and see mountain. 开门见山。

21.five flowers eight doors. 五花八门。

22.people mountain people sea. 人山人海。

23.Un-Ding-able. 顶不住了。

24.You go see see. 你去看看

25.moon under old man. 月老(月下老人)

26.many people die, no see you die. 那么多人死了,怎么没见你死。

27.die away. 死开。

28.If you still no three no four, I will give some color to see see! 如果你再不三不四,我就给你点颜色看看!

29.Ask what ask! 问什么问! See what see! 看什么看! Laugh what laugh! 笑什么笑!

30.Have one leg with somebody. 跟某人有一腿。

31. What thing? 什么事?

32. Two breasts. 二奶。

33. Pack two breasts. 包二奶。

34. You are too two. 你太二了。

世界各地十句搞笑英语翻译

1.Please don't feed the animals. If you have any food, please give it to the guard on duty。

匈牙利动物园:请不要给动物喂食。如果您有食品,请喂给值班警卫。

2.If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself。

日本旅馆:如果您想调节您房间的温度,请控制您自己。

3.Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar。

挪威酒吧:女士们不要在酒吧里生孩子。

4.Fur coats made for ladies from their skins。

瑞典皮货商店:为女士们制作的皮大衣,是用她们的皮制成的。

5.Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists。

香港牙科诊所:由最新的卫理公会教徒给您拔牙。

6.Drop your trousers here for best results。

泰国的干洗店:在这里脱掉您的裤子,等待最好的结果。

7.Specialist in women and other diseases。

意大利妇科诊所:我们是women和其他疾病的专家。

8.The manager has personally passed all water served here。

墨西哥旅馆:旅馆经理将亲自为您撒尿。

9.We take your bags and send them in all directions。

丹麦机场:我们将拿走您的行李,送往四面八方。

10.Welcome to the cemetery where famous Russian artists are buried daily except Thursday。

俄国公墓:欢迎访问这个公墓,许多著名的俄国艺术家每天埋在这里,但星期四不埋。

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  1. 板凳
    Wll·E:

    吊丝,一天发这多,定时发啊

    2013-07-28 22:31
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    赚访问量的。。。。。。

    2013-08-01 19:32

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